Posted 9 hours ago

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(Source: theothermayor)

Posted 9 hours ago

coolator:

Sydney Corcoran poses at the finish line one year after she was injured in the Boston Marathon bombing. More Here

Posted 14 hours ago

collegehumor:

How Frozen Should Have Ended

Frozen Parenting Tip 101: Maybe you shouldn’t take parenting advice from talking rocks. 

Posted 21 hours ago

ryperbole:

PISSED MYSELF IS THAT A FUCKING SUITCASE IN THE BATHROOM???

OH NO!!!! SLOW MOVING SUITCASE!!!!!! BE AFRAID

(Source: sixpenceee)

Posted 21 hours ago
Posted 1 day ago

precumming:

when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow

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(Source: precumming)

Posted 1 day ago

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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Posted 1 day ago

totallylameandnotmetal:

quackquackdontdocrack:

when bros got their dicks out on omegle 

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omg I’m laughing so hard at Sulley’s expression, he’s just staring at someone’s junk trying to smile 

Posted 1 day ago

ravclaw:

my essay isn’t done but i sure am

(Source: tiniestleaf)

Posted 2 days ago

21 People On What They Would Tell Their 19-Year-Old Selves

  1. Jonathan, 55: There is no such thing as “the only one”. You will meet lots of “the ones”. Only commit when the timing is right for the both of you – that can take years for some, and that’s okay.
  2. Miranda, 24: Drop pre-med.
  3. Isaac, 48: Deodorant does not count as a shower, and that haircut only looked good on Bon Jovi.
  4. Anya, 42: Make the conscious decision to be happy, and then stick with it. Society will do everything in its power to convince you that your personal happiness is dependent on something external – beauty, success, wealth, etc. – it isn’t.
  5. Parker, 55: 60% of the things you think are important now won’t matter a whit to you by the time you reach 50. The trick is to figure out the important 40% and work it.
  6. Megan, 34: He doesn’t love you, and you will be okay.
  7. Peter, 58: Don’t let anything stand in your way of taking part (or all) of your junior year abroad. You’ll never again have quite the same opportunity to experience a foreign land, for an extended period of time, in your youth. It is destined to be one of the most memorable aspects of your life.
  8. Eleanor, 67: Talk less. Listen more.
  9. Donald, 27: There’s a huge difference between who you want to be and who everyone around you wants you to be. Figure out which is which.
  10. Camille, 56: Always remember: when falling off a horse, pull your tongue in.
  11. Jackson, 57: No one knows anything for sure. They’re all just doing the best they can with what they have, just like you.
  12. Vicki, 47: You’ll never have all the answers, so make every question count.
  13. Donald, 38: You don’t have to grow up to be the dad you never had.
  14. Katelyn, 30: Make the most out of college. You will never again be at a place where your only goal is to learn. Learn a lot, learn often, and learn with reckless abandon.
  15. Joshua, 55: Women love to laugh.
  16. Annabelle, 38: Drugs are not beautiful, glamorous or opulent. They are not a remedy, a solution, a cure-all, or a cure-anything.
  17. Colin, 50: You miss so much life when you sleep until 3 PM. Wake up to see sunrises; they are the most stunning of nature’s masterpieces.
  18. Eleanor, 26: Eating two pints of ice cream won’t make you happy. Neither will sprinting 10 miles. Be nice to yourself.
  19. Aaron, 52: Don’t forget to ask that girl in the Oberlin library what kind of perfume she’s wearing. You’ll buy it for her in 20 years.
  20. Scarlett, 54: Don’t be afraid to be yourself. Those that get you will love you, those that don’t, well, their loss. Just remember: Wherever you are, it’s a party.
  21. Zack, 9: I hope you’re awesome. And be nice to girls.
Posted 2 days ago

trekual-innuendos:

Complimenting an artistic friend’s work

Posted 3 days ago
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tonyfromstatefarm:

Me participating in a group project.

tonyfromstatefarm:

Me participating in a group project.

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Posted 4 days ago

ffinicks:

I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.

Posted 4 days ago