"Never let your fears keep you from continuing on to the path that you choose"
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
(Source: screenburned, via abundanceofweasels)
Nobody asked me to prom, so I took my calculator.
Pics or it didn’t happen
His name is T.I.
He brought me flowers.
Obligatory outdoor photos.
Here I am, introducing him to friends.
A close-up shot of his dashing visage.
My principal talked about it in his weekly email, but he got it wrong. That tux was some damn fine imported silk.
i need to get off this website
(via abundanceofweasels)
I clean my room about once every five years and every time I do I rediscover this 365-day diary I got for my 7th birthday
(via ourdreamsarerealthings)
you know when you hate someone so much and you just want to
(via peachykeenjellybeann)
