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  1. 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  2. me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
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sixpenceee:

This girl and her chicken face swap 

Posted 2 days ago

dbvictoria:

Words of wisdom

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cramp:

loathingbitch:

cramp:

i like to live life on the edge

maybe you should jump

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my-barbershop-quartet-is-dead:

oknope:

most important school supplies

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nachalibre:

holding hands while driving <3

(Source: 2-shane-s)

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pterantula:

Necessary communication skills underwater…. ha!!!

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googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

(Source: shuckl)